Why The World Loves Malaysia

The world loves Malaysia. Like an abused wife that takes the beatings and still prepares dinner and lies down with leg wide open, Malaysia is the bitch for the global community.

Most recent events confirm this nation’s status. Let’s talk about Eurocopter. Malaysia was ready to pay premium prices in excess of a billion ringgit for helicopters with a guarantee that Eurocopter will invest RM45mil in R&D. Gee, what a good deal. Let’s give them a few hectares of land as well and since we’re at it, let’s also offer to pay their water bill, electric bill, give them free fuel and some Mongolian translators.

Another country that highly rates Malaysia is Russia. For the sake of sending one Malaysian up into space, our lovely government funded the entire trip into space. It was as groundbreaking as the time NASA decided to send a chimp into space. Now we know for a fact that it is possible to play the gasing and make a teh tarik in space. We already knew a primitive primate could survive the trip into space so that wasn’t a really big accomplishment that he made it up there without losing his mind. What got into the heads of our leaders that gave them the thought that Malaysia needs an astronaut? And this is while there are millions of other Malaysians that could use extra aid. They even mulled the option of buying the cockpit as a souvenior as well as plans to send another chimp chump champ.

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